Abort / Retry / Ignore

You know, I never did get around to posting other ones. I only ever did the one. And I’ve had several styles since then. Including the goatee, the “Paul, Sr.” Fu Manchu, and now the beard minus moustache and soul patch. But I keep forgetting to take pictures. Perhaps it’s that I actually hate taking pictures of myself (so why are there so many?!) and it’s a pain to edit the pics and then transport them via flashdrive to this computer to upload. Perhaps diagrams are best? But that defeats the purpose. Diagrams can be had anywhere. Well, whatever. Maybe I’ll take a picture of my horrendous face and put it online, forcing complete strangers to painfully gaze upon my visage. That’ll teach ‘em.

And why do my web stats say that people got to my site by the search term “sasha cohen legs”…? I don’t remember anything along those lines. How could such a search lead to my site? I mean, now that I’m mentioning it, it could, but before now, how was that possible. Not that I don’t have an appreciation of such legs, but still, I never mentioned it on my site. Seriously.

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Here’s the first (and maybe last) installment of “Facial Stylings,” in which I’ll take requests and attempt to recreate various beard and moustache styles. For example, you could request the Fu Manchu, the Goatee, or the Soul Patch, and I’ll do it and post pictures.

Why? you ask. Because, my facial hair grows at a freakish rate, and I can do whatever I want with it, knowing that it’ll only take a week to repair itself. And why not?

So, to get things started, I’ll start with a simple one:

“The Porn Star” or “The State Trooper”

Can’t decide which to call this one. So, go ahead and make requests, and if they’re creative enough, I might pick them and feature them in future Facial Stylings.

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