Abort / Retry / Ignore

Yesterday my tv broke. There we were, and suddenly the crazy thing started making snapping, electrical sounds and promptly shut itself down. Being the genius that I am, I immediately fired it back up, surprised to hear the same sounds followed by it turning itself off again. A few more tries and I finally conceded that it might be broken — or angry.

I was forced to find other ways to keep my mind occupied.

He doesn’t play dvd‘s very well. Nor does he display any actual channels. Now that I think about it, he wasn’t very entertaining, after all.

Oh well.

Here’s the first (and maybe last) installment of “Facial Stylings,” in which I’ll take requests and attempt to recreate various beard and moustache styles. For example, you could request the Fu Manchu, the Goatee, or the Soul Patch, and I’ll do it and post pictures.

Why? you ask. Because, my facial hair grows at a freakish rate, and I can do whatever I want with it, knowing that it’ll only take a week to repair itself. And why not?

So, to get things started, I’ll start with a simple one:

“The Porn Star” or “The State Trooper”

Can’t decide which to call this one. So, go ahead and make requests, and if they’re creative enough, I might pick them and feature them in future Facial Stylings.