And you can, too.

So, my birthday was a couple weeks ago, and what did I get? Appendicitis! Hooray! And between the removal of the offending organ and the three days on a liquid/soft diet, I lost ten pounds. And yes, you can, too. I’m not sure how to induce appendicitis, but when I figure it out, you can bet I’ll be selling diet books like crazy.

So… I no longer have an appendix. It joins my wisdom teeth as the only factory-original parts to have been removed so far. I haven’t had any after-market parts installed (except for some tiny ink), so I’m still pretty stock. This metaphor is weirding me out now.

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