I’m runnin’ on corn, now. Ethanol, to be precise. Eighty-five percent ethanol, to be exact. But I wish two things: I wish ethanol was way cheaper than gas, rather than just slightly cheaper. People not concerned about the environment won’t care enough to make the switch until ethanol is going to save them money. And since ethanol lowers your MPG, you may actually end up paying more for runnin’ on corn. The other things I wish is that it was more widely available. There’s only one station in town that has it, and it’s kind of a crappy one. Not a super-crappy one, just kinda. But ethanol smells a lot better than pure gas when you’re pumping it. Almost smells good. It’d probably be edible if not for the fifteen percent gasoline content…

Still no word from Muse.

I put an “overt-ops.com” sticker on the back of my car, and I’m still waiting on someone to comment. They’ll probably just say what a bad driver I am, but it’s better than nothing. Oh well.

*jiggles away*