Facial Stylings, Pt. 1
Posted by Buddy on 06 Jan 2006 at 01:15 pm | Tagged as: Facial Stylings, Photography
Here’s the first (and maybe last) installment of “Facial Stylings,” in which I’ll take requests and attempt to recreate various beard and moustache styles. For example, you could request the Fu Manchu, the Goatee, or the Soul Patch, and I’ll do it and post pictures.
Why? you ask. Because, my facial hair grows at a freakish rate, and I can do whatever I want with it, knowing that it’ll only take a week to repair itself. And why not?
So, to get things started, I’ll start with a simple one:
“The Porn Star” or “The State Trooper”
Can’t decide which to call this one. So, go ahead and make requests, and if they’re creative enough, I might pick them and feature them in future Facial Stylings.
Do you own aviator sunglasses and a state officer’s uniform?
Because, you could make a lot of money stealing people’s information by pulling them over and telling them to wait there “while you go check these out at the lab”.
I could hook you up with a couple Arabic/Dari/Spanish-speaking customers.
I own… some regular sunglasses. But no uniform. I had a McDonalds uniform once, but I had to give it back.
oh…my…God…
If I didn’t know you, I would swear I saw that mug on America’s Most Wanted. Anywho, I’m requesting a good ol’ Handle-Bar. Oh, or maybe you could get mustache wax and make curly-Q’s on the end! That’d be rad.
I do formally request, nay, demand a beard and mustachio combination known as the Van Dyke.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Anthonyvandyckselfportrait.jpeg
“In modern usage, a Van Dyck is often any moustache and goatee combination.” — From wikipedia.